I have been very busy the last few days, and very naughty too. Apart from spending any free time beating the stick, I have been out and about with work. I have some pics to put up.
So tune in for some naughty naughty pics ....
Wednesday, 8 October 2008
Sunday, 5 October 2008
this made me laugh,
Eight Words with two Meanings
1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female...... Any part under a car's hood.
Male... The strap fastener on a woman's bra.
2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female.... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
Male.... Playing football with only three defenders.
3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
Female... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
Male... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.
4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
Female.... A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male...... Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.
5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
Female.... A good movie, concert, play or book
Male...... Anything that can be done while drinking beer.
6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
Female.... An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion.
Male...... A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding
7 MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
Female...... The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
Male.. Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.
8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female.... A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male... A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.
AND;
He said . . .. I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothingto put in
it
She said . . .. You wear pants don't you?
He said . ... ..... Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said . That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while Isit>on
the sofa and fart!
He said . ... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave
you?
She said . .....Turn sideways and look in the mirror!
He said . . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
She said . We don't know; it has never happened.
She said...What do you call a women who knows where her husband is
every>night?
He said . ... . A widow.
He said .. .. . Why are married women heavier than single women?
She said . . . Single women come home; see what's in the fridge and goto
bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridg
1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female...... Any part under a car's hood.
Male... The strap fastener on a woman's bra.
2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female.... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
Male.... Playing football with only three defenders.
3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
Female... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
Male... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.
4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
Female.... A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male...... Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.
5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
Female.... A good movie, concert, play or book
Male...... Anything that can be done while drinking beer.
6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
Female.... An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion.
Male...... A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding
7 MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
Female...... The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
Male.. Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.
8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female.... A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male... A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.
AND;
He said . . .. I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothingto put in
it
She said . . .. You wear pants don't you?
He said . ... ..... Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said . That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while Isit>on
the sofa and fart!
He said . ... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave
you?
She said . .....Turn sideways and look in the mirror!
He said . . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
She said . We don't know; it has never happened.
She said...What do you call a women who knows where her husband is
every>night?
He said . ... . A widow.
He said .. .. . Why are married women heavier than single women?
She said . . . Single women come home; see what's in the fridge and goto
bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridg
Sunday, 28 September 2008
hectic weekend
Well as always, its been a busy weekend, all work and no play doesn't do you any good.
I aim to make up for this in the week. I am meeting an old friend for a drink. Will see how that goes.
I did end up on a walk around soho this weekend, there are so many dodgy shopes there.
I went in one, and there was a female behind the counter, so I just walked around, looking at the bits and peices, and all of sudden I heard, can I help you, she frightend the life out of me. I was just not expecting her to do that. I was looking at some dodgy dvd's. So I said, oh yes, I was looking for a vibrator, next she had me looking at all these vibrators, and was explaining what was for what. I thanked her for the help, and was on my way. Much to much info for me. lol.
I aim to make up for this in the week. I am meeting an old friend for a drink. Will see how that goes.
I did end up on a walk around soho this weekend, there are so many dodgy shopes there.
I went in one, and there was a female behind the counter, so I just walked around, looking at the bits and peices, and all of sudden I heard, can I help you, she frightend the life out of me. I was just not expecting her to do that. I was looking at some dodgy dvd's. So I said, oh yes, I was looking for a vibrator, next she had me looking at all these vibrators, and was explaining what was for what. I thanked her for the help, and was on my way. Much to much info for me. lol.
Wednesday, 24 September 2008
worst spell of weather for a while
Well its very cold and wet in the city this week, every time I wounder out the office I seem to get wet, and its not in my pants either. Mind you, when the sun shines, in the city, the girls are very horny, high heels, and shortish skirts, mmmmm, makes lunch very pleasureable mmm.
Sunday, 21 September 2008
Good morning
Well good morning to everyone, I have been a bit lazy, or too busy with other things, and left my blog, what a bad boy I am.
So I am very sorry, its hard to balance every thing sometimes, well I hope your all keeping well, I will be spending the next couple weeks trying to catch up with everyone.
So keep in touch. xx
So I am very sorry, its hard to balance every thing sometimes, well I hope your all keeping well, I will be spending the next couple weeks trying to catch up with everyone.
So keep in touch. xx
Tuesday, 26 August 2008
its been a while
Sorry for not getting on here, i have so much to blog, I have been watching the olympics, it was great, and now the football season has started well need I say more.
I have been up and the M1 so many times the last few week too, I feel like I know some of the staff in the service stations. Also having a medical this week, getting checked for the old postrate, bit worried about the old finger up the bum, makes me wonder if some people enjoy it or not, lol.
Well I am still a bit worried about my identity coming out, so thats one reason for changing my blog, but I do enjoy reading other peoples blogs, and then before you know it, its been an hour or two and I have not done one myself, so I intent to make sure I get better.
I have been up and the M1 so many times the last few week too, I feel like I know some of the staff in the service stations. Also having a medical this week, getting checked for the old postrate, bit worried about the old finger up the bum, makes me wonder if some people enjoy it or not, lol.
Well I am still a bit worried about my identity coming out, so thats one reason for changing my blog, but I do enjoy reading other peoples blogs, and then before you know it, its been an hour or two and I have not done one myself, so I intent to make sure I get better.
Thursday, 14 August 2008
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